Aside from that, I'm just reading the usual things online.
"Maggie" and 'Mme. Isaac Pereire' are blooming.
Later: Dad found some coupons, so the Firestone bill was $200. (Tuesday: It will be $250. I paid the $200. The $50 went on the Firestone card.)
Fifty Shades of Gray was actually mentioned on the news. I haven't read it, but I've seen it explained that it was originally fan fiction about Twilight, which I haven't read either. In the alterations for it to be published fiction, the Edward character was changed so instead of being a vampire, he's into BDSM. Also what I've heard is that the conflict is that the Bella character is vanilla, and wants the Edward character to be as well. From what I understand, that's really not how it works.
I couldn't believe the book was mentioned on the news, though.